I'd like to say I felt completely safe here, but I'm not a liar. With the new shifty folk comin in and the criminals running around and me bein' the only bank in the town... well, I just don't like those odds ( Read more... )

Ahhh. You can tell that Valentines' Day is drawing near because the girls become even more amorous. They trail on my heels through the markets in hopes of seeing my face and they leave constant gifts and confessions of love with my attendants in hopes of winning my heart ( Read more... )

I'm grateful I was able to avoid getting put in some ridiculous outfit this go around. I think a kind of living that involves no scrounging for money or potential disease suits me far better, anyway. Such is the luxury of wealth. Most of you pirates wouldn't know a thing about that, would you? Hahaha.. perhaps you should have chosen a different ( Read more... )